Inappropriate use of English words, it's uphauling! I'm no homophobe,
I especially like people who use funny homonyms:
- Respect
are Country
- I am uphauled
- It was offal
- The air to the
throne
- The baby bald for hours and hours
- Good Buy to bad
rubbish
Some people confuse "are" and our":
This one is fake, but believeable:
Here is one from right
up the street from me, get them wild they last:
Here is a list of common homonyms, useful to the illiterati:
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adds
|
ads
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adze
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ade
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aid
|
aide
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air
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are
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e'er
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aisle
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I'll
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isle
|
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aweful
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awful
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offal
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aye
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eye
|
I
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bailee
|
bailey
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bailie
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bailer
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bailor
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baler
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baize
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bays
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beys
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bald
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balled
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bawled
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bases
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basis
|
basses
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bel
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bell
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belle
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bight
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bite
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byte
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boar
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boor
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bore
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bole
|
boll
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bowl
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born
|
borne
|
bourn
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buy
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by
|
bye
|
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call
|
caul
|
col
|
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carat
|
caret
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carrot
|
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cay
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key
|
quay
|
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censer
|
censor
|
sensor
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cent
|
scent
|
sent
|
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cents
|
scents
|
sense
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cere
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sear
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seer
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chord
|
cord
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cored
|
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cite
|
sight
|
site
|
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cited
|
sighted
|
sited
|
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cites
|
sights
|
sites
|
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dew
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do
|
due
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do
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doe
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dough
|
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does
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doughs
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doze
|
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ewe
|
yew
|
you
|
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ewes
|
use
|
yews
|
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fir
|
fur
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furr
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flew
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flu
|
flue
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for
|
fore
|
four
|
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frees
|
freeze
|
frieze
|
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gild
|
gilled
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guild
|
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gnu
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knew
|
new
|
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haut
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ho
|
hoe
|
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heigh
|
hi
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hie
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hoard
|
horde
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whored
|
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holey
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holy
|
wholly
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idle
|
idol
|
idyl
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knot
|
naught
|
not
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knows
|
noes
|
nose
|
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lays
|
laze
|
leis
|
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lea
|
lee
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li
|
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lochs
|
locks
|
lox
|
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mall
|
maul
|
moll
|
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marc
|
mark
|
marque
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meat
|
meet
|
mete
|
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oar
|
or
|
ore
|
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pair
|
pare
|
pear
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palate
|
pallet
|
pallette
|
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peak
|
peek
|
pique
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pincer
|
pincher
|
pinscher
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poor
|
pore
|
pour
|
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praise
|
prays
|
preys
|
|
precedence
|
precedents
|
presidents
|
|
psi
|
sigh
|
xi
|
|
rain
|
reign
|
rein
|
|
raise
|
rays
|
raze
|
|
rapped
|
rapt
|
wrapped
|
|
read
|
rede
|
reed
|
|
rheumy
|
roomie
|
roomy
|
|
rho
|
roe
|
row
|
|
right
|
rite
|
wright
|
|
road
|
rode
|
rowed
|
|
seas
|
sees
|
seize
|
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sew
|
so
|
sol
|
|
slew
|
slough
|
slue
|
|
tea
|
tee
|
ti
|
|
teas
|
tease
|
tees
|
|
tern
|
terne
|
turn
|
|
their
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there
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they're
|
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to
|
too
|
two
|
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toad
|
toed
|
towed
|
|
vain
|
vane
|
vein
|
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vial
|
vile
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viol
|
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wail
|
wale
|
whale
|
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ware
|
wear
|
where
|
|
way
|
weigh
|
whey
|
|
weald
|
wheeled
|
wield
|
|
weather
|
wether
|
whether
|
|
we're
|
were
|
whir
|
|
whined
|
wind
|
wined
|
|
yore
|
you're
|
your
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